Monday, June 16, 2008

Canada, the gay, the beautiful

In light of the Boisson affair/debacle, Canada should consider revamping its national anthem. My own proposal, though they may want to have it tidied up by someone with more lyrical ability than myself, is that it take something like the following form:

O Canada!Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command.

(O Canada! Our home and native land! True erotic love between thy sons command)

With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!

(With lusting hearts we see thee fall, the True North limp and bound!)

From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

(From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)

God keep our land glorious and free!O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

(God vacate our land that it may be free! O Canada, free from religion and morality)

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

(O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)

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